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Female

1. not male
2. One of the 2 genders

The only 2 genders are male and female

by Ethan140 May 28, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Female

The opposite of a regular human, which is often referred to as "The Female"
"The Female" is the very thing that's made everyone homophobic, because without them gay sex would be natural.

Brad: "Dude, did you see The Female over there?"
Jeremy: "Yeah, they're the reason we didn't truly develop!"

by IMightBeMockingMyFriends December 11, 2020

38๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female

The superior gender. While men have rancid body odor, disgusting oily and dry skin, a yucky square frame, bald or near-bald hair 9/10, often jerkish personalities, terrible fashion options, and a disgusting pulsating snake between their legs they call a "penis," women have perfect and appealing curvy bodies, big bouncy boobs, butts, and thighs for resting and caressing, a staggering amount of beautiful clothing options, silky smooth skin and hair, cute kissable faces without a trace of ugly body hair, and a cute little slit between their legs perfect for sticking things into for maximum pleasure that doesn't get in the way all the time. Women are also naturally smarter, more energetic, flexible, and endurant, more graceful and refined, more socially aware, more kind and caring, and are just overall superior in every way, shape, and form. It's unreal how men were the dominant gender for so long, considering how completely inferior they are to the perfection that is the female form.
-A Man

"Female humans are far superior to make humans in every way. And this is coming from a dude. (Not an incel)"

by KrimsonKatt January 25, 2022

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


female

The better half of males everywhere. The "F-E" on the beginning stands for "Freakin' Excellent," which makes us the freakin' excellent versions of males.

That is one smart, interesting female. I want a piece of that.

by greenshoes January 15, 2005

1387๐Ÿ‘ 1864๐Ÿ‘Ž


female

Other words relating to the human species are woman, girl, lady etc.
Clearly there are some men on here have some kind of weird problem with women, shown by the warped and generally psychologically imbalanced statements below.
I'd just like to say I have nothing against men at all before I start addressing what has been said.

1. I know all that crap some guy wrote below about being female is a birth defect is just some kind of bitter, irrational and unfounded metaphor but I might as well address it as if it were meant truthfully. Let me point out that all embryos start off as female, and it is actually the Y chromosone that later on turns any male babies male that could be perceived as a 'defect' (even though in reality neither are), as it is only half the size of the second X chromosone of its female counterparts, and it is the cause of haemophilia in males as they can be missing the blood clotting gene in the missing part of the chromosone, whilst females cannot get this condition as they have two full XX chromosones.

2. One of the disturbed individuals below said that women are less intelligent due to having smaller brains than men. Well, if you did any kind of science you would know that in humans brain size is not related to intelligence, men merely have bigger brains as their bodies are proportionately larger. This has also been shown by the fact that sufferers of the condition microencephaly (a condition where the patient's brain is far smaller than normal) do not have impaired brain functioning and indeed enjoy normal intelligence. Another facet of this is the question of how the people below explain the fact that girls out-perform boys throughout school life, as surely if women were less intelligent this would not be the case.

3. At this point, see also female orgasm. All the things written there by men claiming that this does not exist and is an invention by women are clearly sexually incompetent. Maybe talk to the guy who wrote the stuff on his experience of female ejaculation as he clearly knows how to please a woman, and unlike you (the disturbed writers in the 'female orgasm' section) doesn't have a warped and bitter attitude towards women. Good on him i say! Anyway, I would like to show that the female orgasm does exist, I have personal experience of it, and studies of orgasms and the pleasure centres of the brain activated by it have shown that women do orgasm, and more good news as they in fact have the ability to have far more orgasms in one hour when compared to men, and the studies have also shown that the clitoral orgasm is the strongest of all orgasms both male and female. If you don't believe me, look it up at a non-biased site. It is true that some women find it harder than others to orgasm, sometimes due to hang-ups, an inability to relax and enjoy and sometimes male incompetence. Don't get me wrong, men are great and many are very skilled in that department. Not all women are skilled either, just to establish the fact that I'm not trying to put men down as these guys have been trying to put down women.

The boys who have written the below should really think about their issues with women because as a psychology student it seems to me to be a very unhealthy attitude, probably stemming from deep insecurities within themselves and their own gender identity, or possibly from past bad emotional experiences that should be dealt with. I'm sorry if the latter is the case but it is still noy excuse to be writing the poisonous and offensive things that are written below. Don't give up on all women and write things like this just because you have a bad experience with one Frankly, you give men a bad name. How can you argue against women saying men are chauvinistic when you write that kind of thing? It is men like you who perpetuate those generalisations and ruin it for all the lovely, emotionally balanced men out there (and I know there are many!!), and to be fair, you are doing exactly the same to women when you write all this stuff about all of us being inferior in every way so please stop and think about what you are doing and deal with your issues. Thank you.

read the above for 'female'. its all examples!
'female' in humans can be woman/girl etc

by Fair Outlook February 7, 2007

2322๐Ÿ‘ 3498๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female

Gods most beautiful yet disasterous creation. A human with (XX) chromosomes.

Characteristics include emotional instability, insecurity, impulsivity, illogical, submissive, incongruent thoughts & actions & co-dependence.

Man, I stopped dating my last female because she was bat shit crazy! She was always accusing me of cheating when I wasnโ€™t, bitching at me when I left the house to play a round of golf, and told me she loved me inside the first month of knowing each other!

Yep, females man.

That female shouted โ€œequal rightsโ€ as she attacked the man, yet cried assault when he defended himself in smacking the fuck out of her.

Yeah man, perfect example of how females are illogical & impulsive.

by Spanishlove October 30, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female

A kitchen utensil

Lemme get my female from the kitchen drawer, brb

by Not A Sexist Person September 26, 2018

36๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž