french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

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French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

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French horn

when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.

Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!

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french horn

While sucking a man's dick, using one hand to finger his asshole and the other hand to caress the back of his spine.

Tammy just gave me a french horn, it was awesome!
or
I just got french horned by Tammy rock on!

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French Horn

The sexual act of a male recieving oral sex while his partner fondles his balls and sticks a finger in his ass. Good luck with this one.

I thought she was just going to blow me, but she wound giving me the french horn

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French Horn

The worst instrument in a concert band. Often to quiet to be heard and near impossible to play well French Horn is the worst instrument to exist and should not be used

Damn, that kid sucks. He must be a French Horn

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French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

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