Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!

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The Hamburglar

see Ben Rothwell

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!

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Hamburglar

this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"

A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar

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hamburglar

A person with red hair.

You: "Hey, look at that filthy, soulless, ginger-pubed ranga over there!"

Educated Friend: "What, the hamburglar?"

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hamburglar

Vlad, the Russian of White Lake

"I do not come for to ice skate, I come for to crash," said Vlad

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hamburglar

Cyrus Ghahremani.

Mmmm, nothing like a good ol' quarter poun---HEY! THAT LITTLE KID JUST JACKED MY BURGER! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!

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Hamburglar

A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.

This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.

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