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When someone gives a blowjob while making whale noises
This girl I hooked up with gave me The Jonah last night and I’m not sure how to feel about it...
a loving and caring boyfriend who will do anything for his girlfriend. he has brown to black color shifting hair and adorable brown eyes, he’s muscular and a sweetheart but tries not to show it unless your his friend or significant other
Jonah is such a sweetheart
Jonah would make a he best boyfriend
14👍 3👎
Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E
Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
11👍 4👎
The sweetest guy you'll ever see! He's so nice and kind. He's a great listener and an even better dancer😂. He's so smart and funny and weird (in a good way.)
Never have a dance-off with Jonah, you'll always lose.
7👍 1👎
Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
7👍 1👎
A guy who loves memes and is as crazy as heck. Fights with a girl about who’s “the most epic” He’s a great friend tho
Jonah: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
12👍 4👎
really awesome and intelligent with beautiful blue eyes and brown hair. Really hot and attractive.
Just a simply perfect guy.
Tommy-Omg i wish i was him
Jo-Ya me too he's such a Jonah
27👍 10👎