A washed up talentless hack, who revamps old material and will never be as cool as Jessee.
Look at that bum, he must be Krusty. He'll never be as cool and hip as Jessee.
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Bitter old man who try's retain his youth by degrading the all awesome Jessee and inhaling the ora of young woman.
Shit!! I think I just stepped in Krusty.
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!
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When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!
You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
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Person 1: Hello is this the krusty krab
Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK
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When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.
Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
1-A restaurant in Bikini Bottom. Always gets destroyed or changed. Squidward's the cashier, SpongeBob is the fry cook. The Chum Bucket is across the street. They sell Krabby Patties and some other stuff.
2-what kids call crab cakes.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!
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