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!. A hole where doo doo exits the body.
2. A home for the adventurous penis.
3. My favorite body part!
1. Hey man, nice anus you got there!
2. Yo mama's anus is so big you could fit a mellon up it!
3. Gee mom, I wish my anus was as big as yours!
The anus, or 'mahogany knot' is a part of the body controlled by a sphincter muscle. It has three primary functions.
The same rules apply for animals. Including #2 in some parts of the world.
1) To expel waste matter (feces, dogs eggs) from the body.
2) To provide an alternative orifice on a lady/animal for penis insertion. Or as the main orifice for men.
3) To be used as an insult
"John, you is anus."
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We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.
The part of the body that releases poo.
P1: Please can I put my finger in your anus?
P2: Okay, let me know if there’s any poo still in there!
Entrance hole for gays.
A guy's closest thing to a vagina. A place that can only be explored using long thin objects. see buttplug and dildo.
gay: hey dude, wanna come over and explore my anus tonight?
straight dude: ew no thanks I'm banging with my bird tonight.
Brett put his dick in Kent's anus, much to his annoyance.
An affectionate way to call someone an idiot/loser.
Jenna and Joe were best friends. Joe slipped on a grape. "You're an anus," Jenna said.