also known as "backfiring"
The pool of cum left on your partner's back after you pull out and shoot your load.
"We were going hard doggie style, then I backfired all over her (or him)."
"I'm going to be backfiring all over that bitch tonight!"
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When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you canβt get a piece.
I only want a couple drinks. I donβt want to get backfire drunk.
Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
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When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.
James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.
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When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself
"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.
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When you or significant others fart wakes you up in the middle of the night.
My boyfriends midnight backfire vibrated the bed and turned the sheets into a stinky mass of air.
When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.
My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.
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