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The act of having anal sex with barn yard animals.
The Walton brothers were victims of barnyard sodomy.
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when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
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Barnyard 1.Nigger, a african american(nigro), 2. Could also be a white-bo hardass,that deals drugs n does drugs, 3.Is either a hardass nigger or born in a barn
(someone yells,)"hey look t that barnyard nigger barack obame!
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Combine a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken and you have yourself a Spanish Barnyard. Total cost: $2
Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.
Smoosh down and enjoy.
McDonald's: May I take your order?
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.
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A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.
Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
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Sex with three or more fat chicks at once.
I drank too much and ended up in a barnyard brawl last night.
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The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.
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