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first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.
uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.
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when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.
My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.
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- punch to the back of the head during intercourse
- Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.
"damn girl, i would like to donkey punch the shit out of you"
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Manuever performed during the sexual act either anal, or Doggy style. It's when the male punches the female in the back of the head, or neck prior to orgasm. Therefore causing the females vaginal and anal muscles to constrict helping make a more intense orgasmic experience.
You pick up a hooker, and shes talking a lot, or just plain ugly... give her a donkey punch so you at least get your moneys worth!
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The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew.
I asked for donkey punch and got a wicked hangover.
Drink safely.
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The usual definition: During anal sex the man punches the woman to tighten up her butt.
The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.
Have you heard the new way to break up with a girl? Ya, it's called 'donkey punch'. Cuz then you can tell everyone she shat on your cack.
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When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.
"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."
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