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More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver
1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
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When Kirk Hinrich of the Chicago Bulls does a nasty crossover and step back J in the face of anyone who dares to try and guard him.
Tom: Did you see the bulls game last night?
Dave: Naw, but I saw Rip Hamilton got worked by the Hinrich Manuever on ESPN.
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When a guy is making out with a girl and he takes her had puts it on his penis (usually over a pair of pants)
It's amazing how many girls just go along with the Marty Manuever when they are making out with a guy.
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When you take a girl's virginity with no type of birth control, then immediately ditch the broad (and make her walk home) to hang out with your friends.
Mike: Hey I totally just fucked Kira and made her walk home! It was her first time ahahah!
Friend: Boy mike, using the snook manuever
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The Stultum manuever is something you say when you're trying to sound smart. Can be used in any context as a substitute for almost any adjective. Can be used when you have no real explanation for a series of events. For example, lightning striking that tree was an example of the Stultum Manuever.
Translates to Latin to mean "Foolish." This is because when you use it, everyone will be stunned at your knowledge and will be rendered fools.
Me: I can't believe I got that girls number! All thanks to my signature move.
Friend: What's your signature move.
Me: I just use the Stultum Manuever
An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.
Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever
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Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.
*note: may cause serious rugburn.
While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.
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