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when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
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A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence
"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"
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When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!
**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!
Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!
All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.
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Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
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A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!
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When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
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when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice
Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch
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