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A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.
"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."
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aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird
damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"
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The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
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I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.
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"Pulling the Green Apple" Meaning - Ejection seats are fitted with an emergency oxygen bottle who's primary job is to keep the pilot alive at altitude, where there is less oxygen, should they have to eject. If the pilot feels the effects of hypoxia, as this pilot describes, they can pull a device, which looks like a little green apple, to release the ten minute supply of 100% oxygen. This should enable them to think properly again and resolve the situation, in this case get lower quickly and return to base.
I've Pulling the Green Apple and not I'm feeling better.
a crappy ass bitch drink that makes dudes want to puke because of the shitty ass sour taste
Fuck that smirnoff green apple bitch shit, gimme some jack or some henn-dog.
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when your ass hole leaks of green liquids
i have the green apple trots motherfucker
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