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Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

β€œMaaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

by SergeantS April 26, 2023


Human Centipede Carousel

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.

Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once

by BertJimmy April 22, 2011

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Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

by Absentlung September 16, 2019


Sledding Human Centipede

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

by Da real Adler Smith trick February 2, 2011

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Human Centipede Syndrome

A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.

"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"

by thatwhitenigglet May 2, 2017

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reverse human centipede

well unfortunately, you found this because you thought about it..... how would it even work?????

the human centipede was a messed up movie, could you imagine if someone had made a reverse human centipede where the outside persons butts are sewn together and then two people in the middle have their mouths sewn together...

by ladlemush September 3, 2017

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human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

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