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a really hot chick that has mad makeout skills, but doesn't put out for just anyone...isn't easy. if a marissa likes you, totally go make out with her. she'll rock your world. hot body, cute/hot face. even if she has braces or glasses, she's still damn fine.every guy wants her. super funny and likes guy jokes.
dude, that marissa chick is so cool, she totally laughed at my black guy joke...shocker!
man, i made out with marissa last night, you were right, she does not disappoint!
oh my god, marissa is just too hot, im gunna have a woody all day now!
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A girl who may not be the skinniest. Very funny and awesome attitude. But once you start talking shit about her friends or family, prepare to be attacked.
No Marissa, you can’t attack her just because she said I looked weird!
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She’s scared of small things and doesn’t know what she wants in this world. She’s trying to figure out her future but can’t. She only wants to make people happy, but that often comes at her expense. There are rarely days that she doesn’t want to cry. She just on the larger side and hates tight fitting clothes because when she breathes she thinks everyone can see her stomach. She’s holding her breath trying not to mess up.
Hey Marissa are you ok?
Yeah I’m “thriving”
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A Marissa is a great best friend and is amazing and beautiful. you cant talk to her about anything and they always listen. they are great in bed and very sexy. they don't take shit from anyone. she is the most beautiful, intelligant, gorgeous, kind, amazing girl you will ever meet. i love you marissa and i always will. <333 love zac.
Marissa is my best friend
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the girl who makes your head turn, your heart ache, and your tent pitched. she will drive you mad though.... and watch out. she is feisty.
I walked in the bar and there was Marissa. Doing her thing as usual like it was no big deal, lighting up the room.
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Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
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