scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.

"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"

Aussie meat pie

Buy a meat pie cook it and put mince in your girlfriend pussy and then knock her the fuck out. While she's knocked out put sauce in the pussy and eat it out. Then make sure to leave some in there and then fuck her while beating the living shit out of her with a metal baseball bat.

The Aussie meat pie is a good move on ur gf

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Montreal Meat Pie

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.

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Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.

Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!

Tennessee meat pie

When you are nailing your partner and her punani is super loose so you take Arbyś roast beef and shove it up her punani and continue to nail her. Lastly, you cum inside her and onto the roast beef in her punani and then you have to punch her in the vag while yelling ¨ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS¨ now remember, you can only use arbys roast beef for this. Have fun.

wow i was nailing becky the other night and she let me tennessee meat pie her. Score!

Hawaiian meat pie

An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie

Bro, I gave Jessica a Hawaiian meat pie last night