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Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
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The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
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Slang for cum, which sounds like it came from 1970s porn because it's kinda light-hearted and giggle-inducing, like many porn films (not all tho) were back then.This term is mainly used by punk rockers and freaks. I have never heard anybody "normal" say it. My man says it a lot, and he is a straight up freak. Here's an actual quote.
*B*( the boi): I know you want the man milk, sweetie..and if you work hard and stay real, you'll get to drink all of me......
Me: :-)~~~~~~~~
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My Girlfriends favorite drink is Mans Milk.
Mans Milk does a body good!!
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what the milk man gives to his special customer, like me
I got some man milk from the milk man, and all i had to do was suck! good deal!
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Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.
Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.