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Poki:"Thank you Official Marco Rubio for the 36 months"
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A gay kid that stays home and masterbates all day instead of going outside
Stop being a leo rubio and come outside
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Marco Rubio: Another name for the AR-15 automatic rifle.
The AR-15 automatic rifle can be bought just like Marco Rubio.
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When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.
Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*
The Puerto Rican baseball team died their hair blond to look like Los Lobos Rubios.
Someone who doesn't know how to reset, and complains that their gun didn't shoot
Person 1: "Hey look there is some gay kid over there."
Person 2: "Yea I know, it's Rubio."