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Events that happen on the Jersey Shore MTV show that actually happen on Abrego St. Such as hooking up with neighbors, rommies, and strangers. Disposing of grenades, going to the gym, then going to the beach to tan, then the laundromat to wash your clothes. It is Jersey Shore but in a different location.
"That person just made out with two girls then went home and slept with their ex." Person 1
"Oh you know, well that's what they do on Abrego Shore." Person 2
"Does that make it right?" Person 1
"Depends on who you ask." Person 2
A place for noobs to relax and trade/transfer items.
I am going to make the server shore sand.
When sailors return to shore and usually spend their time doing things they can't do back on ship, such as getting drunk and sleeping with women. This term is also used in many sci-fi stories where space travel is presented.
"How are you feeling commander?"
"Feels like the morning after shore leave."
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The composer of the music in Lord of the Rings. Notorious for "tone clusters", 5/4 time, and dissonant harmonies
The lord of the rings soundtrack: Composed by Howard Shore
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The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore
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A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.
Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
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What people here in New Jersey call going to the beach. What some people don't get, however, is that this is more the term used to discribe the trip taken while going "down the shore" from your home in an inland county or town. The drive to whichever beach town you are going to be spending time in is going down the shore, but once you're there you simply go to the beach.
Now that we're down the shore, let's head to the beach.
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