Gay Spectrum

Just like the Electromagnetic Spectrum (go to Wikipedia you mediocre dunces), the Gay Spectrum lists various wavelengths of Gayness - according to the longest-lasting wavelength of Gayness and the highest frequency of Gayness i.e. strongest.

Randomer 1: Where would you place him on the Gay Spectrum?
Randomer 2: Oh no! The Gay-mma rays burn!!!

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Spectrum Boy

Somebody who isn't obviously stricken with autism or Aspergers, but falls somewhere on a spectrum of special-ness.

Person A: "Why is that kid part of the special-ed class? He looks perfectly fine."
Person B: "He doesn't have severe autism or anything, but he's a bit of a Spectrum Boy."

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political spectrum

A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.

F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.

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Tea Spectrum

A scale linked to the idiomatic expression "not my cup of tea" which allows for further critical evaluation of the expression.

P1: I got an awesome episode of bargain hunt.
P2: Not quite my cup of tea.
P1: It's on the other end of your tea spectrum ay?
P2: Yup

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rectum spectrum

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.

Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)

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On the Spectrum

Of or pertaining to being under the influence of narcotics.

'How you feeling buddy?'
'Man I'm so on the spectrum right now'

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Spectrum Surfer

Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.

what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.