speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

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Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

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speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.

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speed bump

A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.

Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag."

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Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

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speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

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