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1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD
Man fuck the saying "theres more fish in the sea" nobody want these ugly ass staking ass fish.
Man theres more stars in the sky
1. When a stoner gets cottonmouth and desires a beverage to quench their thirst.
Hey man...theres a desert in my mouth...wanna got to 7/11?
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The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.
Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!
Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante
Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.
Guy 1: The Vigilante
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congratulations you have mastered life! Now you know how to hide a body. YAY!! If you killed this person for someone you are a Yandere
Theres a body in my basement and I had nothing to do with it ;)
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So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.
This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage