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A guy with a very larger penis, like a horse penis.
Did you hear Steven is a horse
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a particularly ugly woman from shows such as; "Sex in the City"
Sarah Jessica Parker is suck a horse
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An animal that consists of four hooves, a tail and whinnies
The horse galloped around the pasture, his hooves floating on the air, whinnying at the girl on her way to the barn.
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A self propelled vehicle consisting of two wheels, handlebars, and a seat. Main mode of transportation in big cities such as New York City and Chicago. Typically found in stables and horse racks. Popular brands include Haro, Trek, Mongoose, and Schwinn
Man, i just got myself a red Haro horse named Sugar from the horse auction.
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1)Usually fairly large, four-legged animal. They are (or should be) grazing animals, and therefore need large pastures or careful feeding if pasture is not available. Wonderful creatures (that do not smell bad, their shit smells bad, as does their urine, but they actually smell nice)
2)Drain of time and money, not uncommon to find horse owners who spend all their money on their horses. "My other car is a horse" is a common sight on POS cars. Or "Poverty is owning a horse"
3) "Front end bites, back end kicks, and they are uncomfortable in the middle"
My horse eats better than I do
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to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!
Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!
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