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Short for Maxwell or Maximilian. Maxs tend to be procrastinators, and this keeps them from unlocking their full omnipotence, but other than that they are superb in most ways. Associated with ninjas, Russian mafia, and pirates (Jack sparrow, not black beard). You can find Maxs at the top of mount Everest, playing Halo, and in bed with your girl. At best, creative and smart. At worst, annoying and hurtful.
Dude 1: oh my god look at him! He is just meditating instead of writing down his science notes!
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a...
(Max, having built up his galactic ultimate super jumbo power, explodes everything but himself. He then jumps 80 feet in the air, and slams his fist into chuck Norris's head.)
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Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". Max is amazing with the ladies and is great to be around. He is funny and amazingly intelligent.
Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's amazing!
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The best guy in the whole wide world <3 I love him with all my heart. He is always there for me and I'm so glad he's mine. My Max. I love him so much, everything is just perfect about him. He's flawless and always makes me smile and gives the best hugs. Max is the most amazing boyfriend ever. If you date a Max, keep him. Max is the best person in the entire universe who I will always love.
My Max is perfect in every way.
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an absolutely amazing guy. tall, funny, innapropriate, and lovable. he may hang out with some really douchey people, but he is the sweetest, kindest boy when you are talking to him alone. his jokes can be appreciated by anyone with a good sense of humor, and the fact that he is always getting into trouble despite his brains just adds to his hotness.
and even though ive said it hundreds of times, i do mean it. I LOVE HIM.
Girl 1: "Oh look, there's Max laughing with a bunch of his friends!"
Girl 2: "Probably making some sex joke. But he told me i was beautiful when we went out last weekend."
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Max is the kind of guy who doesn't understand the word no. He is like an angel that guides the path with short cuts and loads of risks. He is totally boyfriend material but he has to know who you are to be able to date you.
Gabby: Bella stop staring at max.
Bella: he has to know I am staring first.
Gabby: •-•
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Max, Most perfect boy you will meet. Most amazing personality topped off with an angel face. He's insanely athletic and doesnt give a shit what people think about him. He is SO damn sexy. One look from those mysterious brown eyes could have someone thinking about them all day. His adorable smile could change your bad mood instantly. Although, his use of big vocabulary can be overbearing at times he manages to make you smile because of it. He always knows how to have a good time and will stop and drop everything to take care of you if you need it. He is the person you would want to be with if the world would ever end. He's a country boy and he flaunts it. He knows he could be cocky but he wont over do it. Hes amazing. And i dont know what i would do if he never walked this earth.
Why cant all boys be like Max?
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STRONG with a gentleman’s heart. Intelligent, fun loving with a smile that melts the ladies like butter. MAX the greatest, he’s independent thinker not Easily influenced by those around him. A force to be reckoned with! A child of the light. -Gordon.
Max the greatest!
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