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Its a three step process
1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
I want to go down to the Jersey Shore and give my friend Drew Wasserbach a "Tokyo Sandblaster"
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In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.
Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?
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A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.
"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian
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The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.
Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.
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A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.
I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!
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Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.
I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.
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Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.
Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?
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