tub

To get with, tap, hook up or have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna tub tonight?

23👍 24👎

tub

verb from the infamous tubgirl photos meaning to acrobatically project copious volumes of liquid faeces out of ones ass at such a velocity and trajectory as to land in ones own face with dramatic artistic effect.

Q:"dude do you want to go out with ani and her friends?"

A: "I'd rather tub myself in to a coma"

19👍 19👎

Tubbed

To make someone pregnant. Often used in a comical or derogatory manner.

"I couldn't sleep last night, I was too busy worrying about Janet and the fact I might have gone and Tubbed her!"

5👍 2👎

Tub

Small Container

I Put Your Sandwiches In A Tub

18👍 19👎

Tub

An alternate for of laughing or typing lol, haha, hehe, etc.
More tubs are added for the amount of laughter

"hey look at that"
"Ewww thats ugly"
"YOUR UGLY! TUB TUB TUB TUB TUB!"

31👍 37👎

Tubs

a ficticious tiny mammal living in the northern regions of britain.
Harnessing a thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.

The cola has gone missing, most likely you have an infestation with tubs.

You find something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.

Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it will keep on eating.

10👍 9👎

Tubs

Slang for: Bathhouse - Gym/Sauna where gay men go to have easygoing, anonymous sex and hang out in a guilt-free sexual environment.

"Hey guys, I'm horny do you want go down to the tubs?"

15👍 16👎