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A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.
That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.
This variety brings back that majestic legendary marijuana from the great Alaskan Northland. Highly recommended by the best fishing and hiking guides in the Matanuska Valley. The buds are huge and rock-hard as Denali "Mt. McKinley" herself. Intense flavor, chocolate aroma and potency have combined to form the most dense variety we have had the pleasure of producing thus far. A glacier of THC crystals frosts her colas and she packs more power than an icepack polar bear. Medical patients have mentioned that she is very beneficial for persons with pain ailments. The "creeper" quality of the smoke comes on slow and smooth, like a hike up a majestic mountain peak.
Hey man got any of that Mantuska Tundra shit,\
No dude sorry but I can get some hydro
The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).
A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE
When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.
A disparaging term for Canadians, Russians, or moose.
Canada is full of tundra niggers.
Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!
Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!
1) when one is extremely high 24/7
2) when something is challenging or dangerous, but you feel the absolute need to complete/accomplish it despite the risk factors
1) "Daaammmn this fool is tundra smash beyond belief. He likes them glazed eyes fsho."
2) "Did you see Jimmy make the cliff jump? I don't know how shallow this lake is, but this jump is tundra smash man, tundra smash!"