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Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"
adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement
From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite
see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al
"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"
"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."
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dessert recipe
ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix
mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.
useful when performing The Narnia
Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1
I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2
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1. A delicious rose flavored desert.
2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.
He gave her some Turkish delight yesterday.
I love Turkish Delight!
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Rhyming slang for taking a shit. Turkish Delight sounds like shite.
Crack the window open, i just went for a Turkish.
or
I just left some Turkish Delight in Leroy's shoe.
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When you penetrate a black woman's anus to the point blood trickles out down between the cheeks - resembling a turkish delight chocolate.
Mate that bird was so fine I'd make her a turkish delight.
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An act that involves ejaculating in a falafel or shwarma in place of white sauce, typically given to someone being rude at a resturant.
That asshole over there is wearing one of those "fuck islam" Shirts like there's nothing wrong with it, I hope he likes Turkish delight
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Sugary, smelly and it is homemade, straight from the bowels. Where taste is concerned, knock yourself out!
Oops, I ate too many sweets, I feel terrible, well I'm looking foward to a turkish delight tonight!
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