ukulele toter

A person of Islander origin (usually Samoa) that often carry's a ukulele around everywhere and is often a douchebag, causing public disturbances wherever they go.

"I heard the sound of strumming coming from the hallway, oh shit its the ukulele toter, gota blast!

Ukulele Flexer

A person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.

River (to Josiah): Kyle is such a ukulele flexer.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.

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Ukulele Trance

Whenever you are just so bored that you get out your ukulele and learn the lyrics and chords to every song that pops into your head for a while until you realize that you've been going at it for hours...

"Why has Sierra just been sitting there playing random music for over 2 hours?"

"She's got nothing better to do. She's in a ukulele trance ."

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ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.

Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!

rusty ukulele

Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.

That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her the rusty ukulele.

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Yucatan Ukulele

Inserting a handful of Chicletes into the desired hole prior to vigorous intercourse than pulling out after a powerful orgasm keeping the gummy strings attached at both ends. The resulting instrument of lust is the Yucatan Ukulele. Enjoy amigos!

The mariachi strummed a soft flamingo tune after seeing my abuela on their funky fresh Yucatan Ukulele.

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Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

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Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

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