Urinalism

Writings, quotes, blurbs or jibberish found on or around urinal surfaces; of or pertaining to distinctive doctorine, theory, beliefs, systems or practice . Generally, but not always, composed by persons after alcohol consumption.

If you are writing a urinalism in the restroom, you have been in there too long.

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urinal

A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.

Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.

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Urinals

a urinal is like a toilet, but it hangs off the wall and you piss into it. Urinals are a regular place for drug addicts and sick weird perverting individuals to meet up and do all sorts of gross things to each other or to themselves.

jonnie: why does ryan allways hang around the urinals?
me: probably either to shoot up or to get nasty with perverts.

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urinate

make, make water, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, puddle, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee

stop the car i have to urinate you know milk the snake

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urinator

n: a person (usually male) who pees into bottles, drinking cups and other assorted containers rather than walk down the hall to use the toilet.

I was astounded to find the collection of piss-filled containers left behind by the Urinator.

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urinator

A electronic urine substitution device that allows you to pass a drug test.

Dude my parole officer called i have to go into tommorw for a drug test, can i use your urinator.

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Urinal

A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.

I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.

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