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vampire

ruined by stephenie meyer and her creation TWILIGHT

a real vampire does not/is not:
love

a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions

A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love

only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)

todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans

thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

736๐Ÿ‘ 453๐Ÿ‘Ž


vampire

A vampire is any person or thought or feeling that stands between you and your creative self expression, but they can assume many seductive forms.

1) The pigmy vampire:
Will swarm around you head like gnats and say things like:
"Your teeth need whitening."
"You went to state school?"
"You sound weird."
"Shakespeare, Sondheim, Sedaris did it before you and better than you."
"You cannot sing good enough to be in a musical."

2) The air freshener vampire:
She might look like you mama, or your old fat-ass, fat aunt Fanny.
She smells something unpleasant in what youโ€™re creating and will urge you to spray it up with some pine fresh smell โ€™em ups. The air freshener vampire doesnโ€™t want you to write about bad language, blood, or blow jobs.
She wants you to clean it up and clean it out which will leave your work toothless, gutless, and crotchless, but youโ€™ll be left with two tight paragraphs of kittens that your grandma would be so proud of.

3) The vampire of despair:
Itโ€™ll wake you up at 4am to say things like:
"Who do you think youโ€™re kidding?"
"You look like a fool."
"No matter how hard you try, youโ€™ll never be good enough."

Sally: My mom won't let me be in Bare just because it curses!

John: Ew, what a vampire!

by Lauren!! July 11, 2008

334๐Ÿ‘ 202๐Ÿ‘Ž


vampire

n. A person who uses your electronic device to power their electronic device.

v. To plug into another person's device to power your own.

My iPod's dead. I'm going to vampire off your laptop.

by Stormneedle March 7, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


vampirity

A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!

I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.

by bodaciousweather March 27, 2009


Vampire

Also known as 'vamphyri'. A mythical, undead, immortal, parasitic monster that feeds on the blood of living humans in order to animate itself. This is done via fangs, or the less-used method sucking the blood through the skin's pores. A single bite can transform the victim into a vampire. Vampires are unable to physically procreate as their bodies remain frozen in time from the moment they become 'undead'. Sunlight is a vampire's mortal (and on occasion fatal) enemy, as vampires are "creatures of the night". Vampires can be killed by sudden or prolonged exposure to sunlight, dismemberment, wooden stakes to the heart, and by fire. A stake must be put through the heart of a vampire's dead victim and their head must be severed from the body, or they return as full vampires. Vampires cannot enter a home without being invited in first. They have no reflection in mirrors. They also cannot cross running water (unless it is in their own homeland). Rumored to be weak against garlic, holy water, and crucifixes. Also rumored to have illusionary shapeshifting abilities as well as the power of flight, mind-reading and hypnosis. May or may not sleep upside down or in coffins.

Such vampires in fictional literary works such as that of Briam Stoker, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Brian Lumley, and John Steakly. See also vampires in works such as Van Helsing, and John Carpenter's Vampires.

(Not to be confused with necrophiliacs, humans with blood fetishes, or delusional high schoolers.)

by L/F October 26, 2008

145๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


vampire

Started by Dracula. Raped by Twilight. Thanks Stephanie Meyer. Bitch.

random guy-Dude vampires are the shit!

Random twilight bitch- Oh em jeee!! yuo shuuld reed twilitez

random guy- i shouldn't

random twilight bitch- *starts crying*

by Listen to SLAYER!! October 29, 2009

87๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vampires

low creatures can't suppress their instincts & lust .. but maybe people like that darkness & loneliness which vampires live in

Vampires

by Ro@R February 25, 2009

106๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž