dirty vase

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty vase is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a large vase.

A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.

Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"

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empty vase

A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.

Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.

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Flower vase

When a fat persons pants and underwear hang a little off of they're butt, and the butt crack is exposed.

"You want some flowers for that vase?"

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cancer vase

A hookah

The party I attended had no less than 10 cancer vases

Glass vase

A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.

Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.

spin-a-vase

To go number 2 on the toilet, take a dump etc.

I need to spin-a-vase, I just spun a beautiful vase.

cremation vase

A retarded way to say "urn."

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"

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