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When being a pure vegetarian is soo important that nothing, no matter how minisculely tiny an ingredient source is - they HAVE to know if it's 'unpure'.
Charlese wants to know the source of the plant food we used in our organic garden - she's veganer than we are!
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Vegans: The plural of vegan.
A vegan is someone who, for political, moral, or health reasons, does not eat meat or any animal products such as milk, eggs or cheese.
Vegan: Eggs are chicken abortions!
Omnivore at the next table: I'll have a bacon and cheese omelette and a buttered bagel, please.
Vegan: *faint*
Vegans can get a bit overexcited at times.
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An inhabitant of the asteroid Vega. Well known for their abstinance from eating animal products, and their hatred of meat eaters.
I am Zoltan, from Vega. If I see you eating meat, you will die.
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A word used to describe people totally convinced or their superiority. They are generally best avoided in almost all circumstances.
Marshal told everyone he was a vegan. Everyone agreed with him. He was indeed a total and utter vegan.
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A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.
mom: where did all my hummus go?
me: I did the vegan on Karen last night.
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A philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of humans, animals and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.
The term was first coined by Donald Watson in 1944.
my friend who loved eating animal products watched the documentary Dominion and made the switch to Veganism!