Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

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Vegetables

Vegetables are what food eats.

The food chain works as such: Vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. No exceptions.

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Vegetable

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.

1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Vegetating

The root word of Veg meaning to loaf or to relax. Normally, vegetating denotes more activity than just sitting around.

So what are you doing today?
Nothing but a little vegetating.

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Vegetal

When someone is to high on weed that they just want food or can not comprehend anything. It is also a short word for calling someone a Vegetable

Marcus: "You're such a vegetal Ashley"
Ashley: "Where is the fucking food cunt"

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vegetate

v. to lay low for an extended period of time; incommunicado.

Ain' talkin' to no one, just wanna vegetate and get petrified.

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Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.

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