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(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph
Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off
Feeling unwillingly obliged to look at someone's butt crack that happens to be hanging out. You may wish to warn a friend so that they do not fall into the vortex.
Joe: Anal Vortex at 12 o' clock!
Tim: Thanks Joe.
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The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...
"I was over at Chadrick's house last night and we got caught in a YouTube Vortex."
youtube loop
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A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.
"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"
"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."
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When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma
If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.
titan vortex
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse
early signs of a titan vortex
1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia
3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants
titan vortex
the carpet surfing capital tofield has a titan vortex