wait for it

What idiots insert in the middle of a sentence to create a state of suspense, usually with a sarcastic overtone.

I won't use "wait for it" in a sentence, because that would qualify me as an idiot, per above definition.

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waite

to have a heavier dick than your body weight

Ginger: Man, that dude's waite was so much that I squirt and cum out of the same hole now.
Nikki: WOW, sounds like he's pushin' waite!

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Wait

Wait................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ya it's not very fun, eh?

Child: " Momma, am tired as hell, let's go home."
Momma: " okay, now you wait just one sec sunny boi"

Child: " okay...one."
Momma: "sike boi"

* Drinks tea*

*Listens to tea*

* Talks about tea*

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Waite

An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography

Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!

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Waits

A funny, sweet, perfect, beautiful boy with no lack of confidence. Waits easily commands an audience and is the coolest person in any room. He’s destined to be a star. The world would be a better place if everyone had Waits in their life.

Person 1: Have you ever met a perfect person?
Person 2: Yes, his name is Waits.

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But Wait...

Used to abruptly end a conversation or statement when the user has nothing else to say as a comeback. Quickly gets old. Should not be over used. Should have something added to the end for extra effect.

Joey: Yeah your moms ugly as hell... I mean she's so old that...

Joe: But wait... Shutup!

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WAIT...WAIT...Hold On!!!

One who is usually drunk and very confused, who also is trying to get facts staight by stopping evryone so he can find out what the hell is going on.

Very confused Dave says, "Wait...Wait...Hold on!!! What did Vince do? Say that again!!!"

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