Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

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Wakey water

Coffee

I love a fresh pot of wakey water in the morning

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

jakey wakey

The act of masturbation.

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!

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Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster

you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes

wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

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