wank

.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank

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Wanking

A guy who says he showers for at least one hour and in that one hour he pleasures himself.

Yo, Vlad, have you been showering for one hour?
Srry, I was wanking!

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Wanking

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

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wanking

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".

My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day

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wank

1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.

1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.

2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.

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wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

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wank

Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.

Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker

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