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British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".
My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day
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1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.
2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
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British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:
josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"
American terms include:
beating off
whacking off
jerking off
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
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Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.
Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker
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To wank- masturbate
Or...that was wank (describing something shit)
John:fuck i need a wank...the bitch didnt giv any last night
Ben:oh man that sucks
John:that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank
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(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
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1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".
As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".
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