we need to talk

1. Your girlfriend wants to break up with you
2. Your parents found your stash.

1. We need to talk. I hate you.
2. We need to talk. I found this in your dresser.

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We need to talk

The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.

He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!

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we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

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we need to talk

Female code for "This relationship is over"

Hunny, we need to talk...

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We need to talk....

If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!

Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'

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we need to talk

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.

Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."

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we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

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