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School for the criminally intelligent. Looks like a prison from the outside.
Webber Academy.
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horizontally challenged
also throws stands
All hail the great tomato, Ed Webber
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Liliana Webber is a beautiful lady coming from my point of view. You might have a different thinking but keep it to your self cause that’s rude to comment something rude. If you would like to see her Instagramn her Instagram is @weber.lili and her Snapchat is @weber_lili . I (the writer) have wanted to meet her FOREVER and it was to expensive for me to fly and I couldn’t drive. When Liliana was little her Mum and Dad liked her full name but they wanted another unique name short for Liliana and they thought Lili. So now all of her friends call her Lili. But, all of her hockey friends call her Weber. Lili plays soccer, track or softball and hockey. This year she just ended her sixth grade year and next year in the spring she has to make a choice of playing softball or track. She wants to play track cause she is a very fast runner and because she wants to excel in running but she wants to play softball to because she is a fast runner to get a home run easily and because she is the greatest catcher in my point of view. Next year she has a huge decision to make. What sport will she choose? I’m all done but make sure you look at her Instagram and Snapchat.
Thanks-
The Writer
Liliana Webber is a person that just finished sixth grade and going in to seventh grade.
the sexual act of taking an amputated duck’s foot, shoving it up the receiver’s butthole, pulling it out, and then slapping their face with it.
guy 1: "dude, i heard you fucked that chick over there."
guy 2: "yeah, we went hard last night. i even gave her a rusty webber!"
guy 1: "dude that's fucking gross..."
guy 2: "fuck you dude! she loved that shit!"
She is thick and tall as hell, in fact when walking to McDonald’s once this girl goes “damn she tall!”. She is wild af and if you get on her wrong side she will claw your eyes out. She likes to act like an animal and bite you but she’s nice enough to let you bite her back ;). She’s a rope bunny and has a knife kink, kinda naughtsome ngl. She may seem like a regular person on the outside but once you get to know her you want to run.
Damn! Is that Makayla Webber? She’s thick as hell.
n. Choker.
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
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