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A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.
Me love read Weekly World News.
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It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'
Take me to your leader, first, though.
I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News
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Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
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A group of top notch gamers that post YouTube videos about their elite games. WEG (short for Weekly Elite Gaming) currently consists on 5 of the best global gamers that post myriad types of games. They guys at WEG are not typical gamers though, they have outside lives as well. For example, they are all in to sports and have won All-American awards.
Example 1
Person 1- Dude, did you see WEG's new video?
Person 2- Ya man, I wish I was as good as them at gaming.
Example 2
Person 1- Bro, they guys at WEG also play sports man.
Person 2- ikr, they're multi-talented. Weekly Elite Gaming rules! ;)
A fictitious publication one reffers to when pointing another's lack of common sense.
Oh man, im puttin that in common sense weekly.
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A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.
You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.
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How come I'm not ever allowed by law to even throw a mild punch or to yell a threat or insult at someone, but yet any 0%!$&#!@ starched-suited dumb-a** preacher is perfectly "free 'n' welcome" to openly practice legalized weekly torture to his little heart's content --- bellowing all kinds of horrible derogatory criticisms at the members of his congregation about how awful/evil/selfish they are, and morbidly/angrily warning them of the catastrophic "hell 'n' brimstone" that "The Father" will hurl at them if they don't obediently and unquestioningly comply with His Directives???
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