Sir Were

An English expression for a Homosexual male

Sir Were is a homosexual.

Were-Nigger

A white person who acts like a stereotypical "white person" the majority of the time, but has periods of stereotypical "black" behavior: such as an unquenchable thirst for fried chicken and an irresistible urge to steal bikes and fornicate with overweight white women who have pierced eyebrows and daddy issues, as if tantalized by the light of the full moon, much like the were-wolf of European lore.

John seems normal at first, but I've known him a long time, you should see him practically drinking KFC when the full moon comes out... total Were-Nigger, watch out.

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were-fence

1)A evil fence by night and a normal fence during the day.
Bites you and turns you into an evil fence.
~~May contain rabies.

1)The fence at the baseball diamond is a were-fence.

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Were-odile

A mysterious demonic creature born in the deep swamps of northeast Texas

Holy ballz is that a were-odile!

Every half moon brings those damned were-odiles out

And then there were two

A phrase used to reduce the awkwardness when you get left with a person you dont really know (eg when alot of people go to the toilet or bar)

*catie, jayne, chris, aaron, mary and tom ALL go to the bog, leaving you and the pretty girl you dont know yet*

*awkward silence*

*you* "hmmm, and then there were two.......

best used BEFORE the awkward silence to show your not at all bothered by the scenario

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were-slut

Person working and having a normal life at daytime and prostituting itself at night, hiding this from its family and friends.

This guy doesn't know his wife is a were-slut.

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there were no survivors

When everone dies.

The plane crash in Honolulu killed 357 people, there were no survivors.

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