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Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 04, 2011


Dual Wielding

Wielding duel

What does dual wielding mean?

by I’m.sad January 16, 2022


dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

by auxtin January 05, 2024


Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 06, 2021


Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018


Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by September 10, 2020


Dual Wield

The act of fingering two girls at the same time.

Also can be used as the term akimbo

Man, Sarah and Jessica let me dual Wield them last night.

by SCOVE November 14, 2017