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The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.
I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.
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Word used to describe someone who is particularly good at something. Used for both genders.
Mike really helped me with my loan, he is a mortgage witch.
That was a killer sandwich, you are a witch in the kitchen.
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A woman who is white and a bitch. In other words a white bitch. A moody white girl.
Look at all of those white girls screaming at that boy band concert, what a bunch of witches.
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Another way to say bitch without actually cursing.
"Hey mom, that girl is such a witch"
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A word misused by idiots in place of "which"
Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!
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A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
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