ya mum

one of the best insults EVER cause there rly isnt a reply insult. used when;
1)u have NO idea what the insult meant
or
2)u have no other comeback
3)u dont know how to answer the qn or cbf

1) Davo: omgsh look at the MINGER!!!
Julie: ya mum's a minger!
Bill: zing

2) Davo: Julie's ugly!!!
Julie: ya mum!!

3) Bill: oi, davo!
Davo: yeh?
Bill: what's the time?
Davo: ya mum

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ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

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ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

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ya mum

a) An insult towards another person when they act smarter
b)somthing to say when theres nothing to say
c) an insult when your pissed at sum annoying mutha fucka

a) emma: nononono, 5% is 0.005 of 100!
sam: ya mum is 5% of 100
b) emma:blahblahblah im hungry
manda: ya mum
c) emma: WAAAAHHH my life sux, NIrvana rock!
manda: ya mum!!!
emma: what about her?
manda: shes ur mum

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ya mum

y=25 a=1 m=13 u=21 m=13

25 1 13 21 13 is a horny bithch

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ya mum

an insult or a phrase peoples use, its so funny!

ya mum is!
ya mum did it! ya mum wants ya! i srewed ya mum last nite!

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ya mum

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

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