Annoying little shits that act like theyβre 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions
15 year old: βYo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.ββ
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!
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The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.
Also, fuck you roman.
Crackhead 1: THIS IS STUPID!!!
Crackhead 2: Stop it 9 year old
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A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lordβs message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.
Person 1- Hey, do you watch Pewdiepie?
Person 2-Hell yeah I do, Iβm part of the 9 year old army
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Members of pewdiepie's fanbase: also known as bros.
Person 1: Hey are you a part of the 9 year old army
Person 2: No
Person 1: Subscribe to pewdiepie
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The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army
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