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synonym of yoga brain
noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class
I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!
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Another name for masturbation.
Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Monica: Why were you late for work today?
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.
Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"
"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.
A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.
I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.
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Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
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The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!
That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.
claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga
Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
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