Yokoing

Yokoing meaning the person becomes so indecisive and confused yourself for multiple options And then can’t make your minds till very last min and usually they end up with most undesirable option out of frustration of confusions. This word originates from the person named Yoko who becomes so indecisive and confused when a few things overlap at the same time.

Fuck Sam has just asked me to go for drinks tonight but I got a work to do till late! Don’t know if I should do this work tomorrow instead and still go out with him or say no to Sam and may as well finish this off tonight or not! Fuck I’m yokoing now

Yoko

a BIG girl who is unattractive and unlikely to get any attention or action, unless she takes advantage of an unlucky fellow who had consumed too many alcoholic beverages. the name "yoko" derived from the famous professional wrester from the '80s named Yokozuna.

"damn man last night was crazy, Jose hooked up with a yoko."

"yokos need love too."

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Yoko

n. a bitch girlfriend who doesn't let you chill with your boys
derived from Yoko Ohno, the wife of John Lennon, who single-handedly broke up the Beatles

"Where's he tonight?"
"Chillin with Yoko, she wouldn't let him come out"

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Yoko

Deserting your friends/band mates/organization for your new found love or significant other.

pulling a Yoko: "Man we were doing so good and then he had to go and pull a Yoko"

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Yoko

A girl with a sniper rifle, usually with boobs bigger than the national debt

Kamina: hey simon who's that girl with the huge tits?
Simon: bro that's yoko

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Yoko

In verb form:
To royally screw up a band. (Usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is screwing a band member.)

In Noun form: The said band screwer-upper.

Verb:
Person 1: I used to like their band, what happened?
Person 2: Lead singer got Yoko'd and it all went down hill from there.

Noun:
Person 1: What's up with lead singer?
Person 2: See that girl hanging off him? That's what.
Person 1: Dammit Yoko, stop screwing up the band!

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Yoko

(Verb) To pull a Yoko, means to get your boyfriend pussy whipped and beak up his band, destroying his career as a musician.

Matt's girlfriend pulled a Yoko.

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