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When someone proceeds to jump or sit on an unexpected victims face ass first. A hairy ass is prefered in this process.
I planned to yokozuna Justin Feher's face but his caveman senses went off. So I emeriled him and ran like a motha fucker. He McGyvered a club together and proceed to get his swamp donkey sister.
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1: Grand Champion
2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.
3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.
In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.
Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.
The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.
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To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.
Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"
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the act of squatting above your foe, similar to teabagging, and unleashing a fart in their face, barebutt or not.
Give him a rude awakening with a YOKOZUNA!
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