YOLO

Acronym for You Only Live Once. Mainly used to defend doing something ranging from mild to extreme stupidity.

Mild stupidity:

Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't smoke that joint you found on the ground.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
Extreme stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't be posting random definitions on urbandictionary while you're stoned.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
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yoloed

the past tense of yolo (you only live once)

Yeah man i just yoloed last night, yolo!

YOLO

You Only Live Once. A stupid motto that countless teenagers live by because it gives them the excuse to be promiscuous, commit crimes, drink underage, do drugs and deny responsibility for their actions.

"LOL I totally just put some guy's window through. YOLO."

or

"You know when you hit Brad in the head with a cricket bat?"
"Yeah..."
"He died in hospital last night. The police are looking for you"
"Oh well YOLO."

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Yolo

You Obiously Love Oreos

'YOLO YOU LOVE OREOS'

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YOLO

- Abbreviation for
You Only Live Once

1. Excuse for young people to do dumb shit. Usually followed by OOPS when they turn 40 and have not amounted to anything.

"Before Drake stared saying YOLO did you guys think you could live twice or some shit?" -Shai Buttah

(Also See:) "Cause I'm Young"; Failure

Antonym: Roll Model; Mature; Success

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"How long will drug possession stay on my record?"
"Will ____ keep me from getting a job?"
"Downfall of Society."

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Yolo

Peoples' excuse to act stupid.

Sharon's body was uncovered from the car wreck the morning after the party, smothered in alcohol. A survivor from the accident claims that her final words were "YOLO!!"

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YOLO

YOLO is a way for people to simplify metaphysics and the existential meaning they wish to bestow upon life into four letters that allows them to bypass deep thinking in order to justify their actions relative to the fininteness of their lives. They don't allow themselves to think about the emotions connected to this objectification of self and the consequences associated with their actions, thus denying their essence of being in favor of a more short term "live as if you will die tomorrow" philosophy that does not actually lend to the true metaphysics behind YOLO; only scraping its surface.

Person 1: "Dude I can't possibly grasp my purpose in life. Why am I here? Why are any of us here? What am I supposed to do with my life?"

Person 2: "Don't worry dude. Just have fun! Let's go have unprotected sex and I'll cum in your mouth! YOLO!"

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